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• Burn bread every day boy, no toaster — Drake
• She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton
• I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield
• When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs. — Akinyele
• I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs… — Tim Cook
• When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a… — Tinker Hatfield
• Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry
• Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large… — Dave Barry
• Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? — Walt Mossberg
• In the long run, everything is a toaster. — Bruce Greenwald
• Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. — Sam Levenson
• My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn't designing a… — Richard Saul Wurman

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