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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Burn bread every day boy, no toaster
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I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
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When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a…
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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large…
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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
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In the long run, everything is a toaster.
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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
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My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn't designing a…
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