Lice Quotes

32 quotes by 31 authors

I used to always be putting my hat on children being photographed and then getting home and discovering I was riddled with lice. That used… — Tom Baker
I demand that my books be judged with utmost severity, by knowledgeable people who know the rules of grammar and of logic, and who will… — Louis Aragon
But however secure and well-regulated civilized life may become, bacteria, Protozoa, viruses, infected fleas, lice, ticks, mosquitoes, and bedbugs will always lurk in the shadows… — Hans Zinsser
A 'modern' man has nothing to add to modernism, if only because he has nothing to oppose it with. The well-adapted drop off the dead… — Elias Canetti
To see every day how people get the name 'genius' just as the wood-lice in the cellar the name 'millipede'-not because they have that many… — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong
It's hard to get lice out of your head, and there's no easy cure for shaking off campaign-based thinking, either. — David Berkowitz
Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living. — Theophile Gautier
Life is an extravagant gown, riddled with lice. — Eileen Chang
Morgellons is constantly morphing. There are times when it's directly attacking the nervous system, as if you're being bitten by fleas and lice. It's all… — Joni Mitchell
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. — Reynolds Price
Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle… — P.J. O'Rourke
Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist- that is, I don't make the mistake of thinking that the...… — H P Lovecraft
According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill. — Ron Fournier
Americans have a lower opinion of Congress than they do of the NFL replacement refs, head lice, traffic jams, cockroaches and even the group to… — Juan Williams
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore
A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. — David Gerrold
The very first thing I tell my new students on the first day of a workshop is that good writing is about telling the truth.… — Anne Lamott
People are like lice - they get under your skin and bury themselves there. You scratch and scratch until the blood comes, but you can't… — Henry Miller
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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