"Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday.……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela,…
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The soul, which is spirit, can not dwell in dust; it is carried along to dwell in the blood.
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Political liberty, the peace of a nation, and science itself are gifts for which Fate demands a heavy tax in…
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The patriot blood of my father was warm in my veins.
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The Eucharistic sacrifice of the body and blood of Christ embraces in turn the mystery of our Lord's continuing passion…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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In morals, theosophy builds its teachings on the unity, seeing in each form the expression of a common life, and…
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The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron…
— Otto von Bismarck
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Here at home, when Americans were standing in long lines to give blood after the attack on the World Trade…
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But the love of adventure was in father's blood.
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I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl.
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Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a…
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