"Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday.……" — P.J. O'Rourke

Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're… - P.J. O'Rourke
"Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over."

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