"May the IRS find that you deduct your……" — Christopher Moore

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• Competition permits the capitalist to deduct from the price of labour power that which the family earns from its own… — Friedrich Engels
• The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. — Herbert Hoover
• Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time. To keep… — Florence King
• I can understand where the oil company wants to deduct the cost of drilling a well. That's one of the… — Dan Benishek
• Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body. — Xaviera Hollander
• All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example,… — Dave Barry
• I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. — Jeff Foxworthy
• If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to… — Fran Lebowitz
• Until the nineteen-seventies, Western countries paid little attention to corruption overseas, and bribery was seen as an unpleasant but necessary… — James Surowiecki
• Eastern Washington families and businesses should be able to deduct every penny of state and local sales tax they pay… — Cathy McMorris Rodgers
• Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny… — Tamika-leeigh
• If you borrow from a bank to buy a house and it is less than $1 million, you can deduct… — Unknown Author

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