Irs Quotes

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Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs to buy, and… — Michele Bachmann
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry
I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby since I… — Laurie Anderson
The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it acts like a… — Edward V. Long
I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS. — Johnny Miller
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. — Jay Leno
Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as… — Dave Barry
The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget — Charles O. Rossotti
And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income… — Dave Barry
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money… — Jay Leno
By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and… — Ron Paul
Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you… — Robert Anton Wilson
This thought-provoking novel portrays the absurdity of our overbearing government bureaucracy with a story that is entertaining and fast-paced. The Taxman Cometh will become part… — Grover Norquist
The high-handed bureaucratic excesses of the IRS are a national disgrace ... riding roughshod over the taxpayers and making a joke out of our rule… — Paul Laxalt
You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being taxed; you're taking… — P.J. O'Rourke
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or… — Dmitri Mendeleev
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it… — Dave Barry
Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world. — Charles Rangel
With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea. — Bruce Bartlett
I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do. — Penelope Spheeris

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