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• Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
• We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry
• I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a… — Laurie Anderson
• The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it… — Edward V. Long
• I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS. — Johnny Miller
• Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. — Jay Leno
• Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax… — Dave Barry
• The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of… — Unknown Author
• And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that,… — Dave Barry
• Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you… — Jay Leno
• By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and… — Ron Paul
• Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal… — Robert Anton Wilson

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