Best Irs Sayings

91 Irs quotes by 72 unique authors

Every day, IRS agents levy liens on homes, bank accounts, and businesses; they confiscate cars, furniture, boats, and other personal property without the constitutional protections… — Jacob G. Hornberger
The biggest threat to the American people today lies with the United States government. ... [T]he long-term solution is to dismantle, not reform, the iron… — Jacob G. Hornberger
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress — Tom Coburn
The IRS says it wants to make sure companies can give their employees a choice between a new cash balance plan and the traditional defined… — Bernie Sanders
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For… — Dave Barry
The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,… — Dave Barry
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. — Robert T. Bakker
Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code! — Harold H. Greene
Now my poor hometown is being castigated as the center of an IRS scandal. Humble workers at the Cincinnati office targeted Tea Party groups and… — Gail Collins
The IRS targeting certain groups for harassment because of their politics would be unfair. If we found out the NSA was keeping special tabs on… — Gail Collins
Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter. — Tom Daschle
The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS. — Dr. Dre
I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking. — Janis Ian
Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so. — Billy Joel
1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS. — Ron Paul
Anybody who is familiar with the historical data from the IRS knows that raising income tax rates will likely actually reduce federal revenues. — Mike Pence
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS. — Jessica Savitch
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! — Jerry Seinfeld
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore
Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It was as if, before she`d met him, her blood had circulated grayly around her body, and now ir was all oxygenated and red. She… — Jeffrey Eugenides
....called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your son-in-law. Now, do… — Jeaniene Frost
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS. — Malcolm Forbes
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list — Milton Berle
Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money orders… — George W. Bush

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