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Irs Quotes by Dave Barry
- We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
- Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as…
- And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income…
- Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it…
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
- Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
- The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,…
More Irs Quotes
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry
- I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a… — Laurie Anderson
- The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it… — Edward V. Long
- I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS. — Johnny Miller
- Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. — Jay Leno
- Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax… — Dave Barry
- The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of… — Unknown Author
- And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that,… — Dave Barry
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you… — Jay Leno
- By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and… — Ron Paul
- Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal… — Robert Anton Wilson