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Irs Quotes by Jay Leno
- Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money…
- Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid…
More Irs Quotes
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry
- I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a… — Laurie Anderson
- The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it… — Edward V. Long
- I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS. — Johnny Miller
- Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. — Jay Leno
- Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax… — Dave Barry
- The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of… — Unknown Author
- And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that,… — Dave Barry
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you… — Jay Leno
- By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and… — Ron Paul
- Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal… — Robert Anton Wilson