Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

We're all born bald, baby. — Unknown Author
I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the… — Benjamin Franklin
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! — Terry Pratchett
My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was… — Thom Yorke
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I… — Roddy Doyle
Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket. — Ambrose Bierce
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. — Mark Twain
And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage… — Joan Rivers
Better a bald head than none at all. — Austin O'Malley
Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald,… — Ian Hart
Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. — Jimmy Breslin
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. — Victor Gold
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are- bald or old or fat or poor, successful or… — Charles Handy
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they… — Evo Morales
Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat. — Evo Morales
For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. — Dennis Franz
I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those… — Benjamin Franklin
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. — W. S. Gilbert
The future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of… — Allen West
I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it… — Natalie
What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my… — Gail Porter
I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I'm homosexual. In the way of… — Alan Bennett
I have often urged my young friends, when faced with an adversary, to "play polo" with him; i.e., not to go at him bald-headed but… — Robert Baden-Powell
And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" Time to turn back and descend the stair, With a… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of how St. Peter… — Hal Turner

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