"What hair color do they put on the……" — George Carlin

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• Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
• The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
• You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald… — Elayne Boosler
• Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. — Bennett Cerf
• We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and… — Alison Lurie
• If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. — Drake
• I have my own identity ... The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won't leave it… — Kobe Bryant
• All beliefs are bald ideas. — Francis Picabia
• My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as… — John Cheever
• When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord… — John Glenn
• Physically, the Ventoux is dreadful. Bald, it's the spirit of Dry: Its climate (it is much more an essence of… — Roland Barthes
• Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. — Fred Astaire

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