Bald Men Quotes
- The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
- I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
- I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
- At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. — Christine Lavin