Bald Quotes

191 quotes by 160 authors

Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions. — Robert A. Heinlein
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. — Jim Gaffigan
I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a… — Gavin MacLeod
If atheism is a religion, then off is a TV channel and bald is a hair colour. — Hemant Mehta
Bald is the new black! — Gail Porter
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like… — Henryk Sienkiewicz
To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for… — Charles Edward Montague
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial
Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once… — Jonathan Swift
In the afternoon I watch the clouds drift past the bald peak of Mount Tukuhnikivats. (Someone has to do it.) — Edward Abbey
If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap… — Triple H
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce
In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go… — Woody Allen
When I went to America I had two secretaries, one for autographs, one for locks of hair. Within six months the one had died of… — Oscar Wilde
When Fortune comes, seize her in front with a sure hand, because behind she is bald. — Leonardo da Vinci
Love set you going like a fat gold watch. The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry Took its place among the elements. — Sylvia Plath
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. — Joe Sakic
Being bald is no fun. — Maura Tierney

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