Bald Quotes

191 quotes by 160 authors

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. — Jennifer Coolidge
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next. — Chris Cooper
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles. — Karen Armstrong
Well, I don't want no bald headed woman. — Lightnin' Hopkins
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme… — Teri Polo
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it. — Gedde Watanabe
Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy. — Joss Whedon
How do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days? — Ananda Shankar Jayant
Newspapers. . . give us the bald, sordid, disgusting facts of life. They chronicle, with degrading avidity, the sins of the second-rate, and with the… — Oscar Wilde
Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind. — Abraham Cowley
The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him… — Mike Harding
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall
I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a… — Dick Gregory
What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is… — Bryan Cranston
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David
Women love a self-confident bald man. — Larry David
The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody… — Hulk Hogan
I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking… — Hulk Hogan
I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. — Unknown Author
I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who… — Jack Nicholson

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