"A person who combs his hair over his……" — Rich Hall

"A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice."

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17 Quotes by Rich Hall

Rich Hall has 17 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your…
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news…
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought,…
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up,…
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person…
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles…
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it…

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More Bald Quotes

This quote is filed under Bald Quotes, one of 191 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald… — Elayne Boosler
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. — Bennett Cerf
We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and… — Alison Lurie
If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. — Drake
I have my own identity ... The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won't leave it… — Kobe Bryant
All beliefs are bald ideas. — Francis Picabia
My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as… — John Cheever
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord… — John Glenn
Physically, the Ventoux is dreadful. Bald, it's the spirit of Dry: Its climate (it is much more an essence of… — Roland Barthes
Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. — Fred Astaire

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