Rich Hall Quotes
17 quotes
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When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And…
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A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
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In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
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Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and…
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As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
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The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The…
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Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
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The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it…
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The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
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Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
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The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
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The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
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The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
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Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.
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The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
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The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
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A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
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