Alan Carr Quotes
- A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.
- 'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.
- I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.
- What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and…
- When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And…