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Fats Quotes by Alan Carr
- What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and…
- When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And…
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- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
- Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker
- I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk. — Tyra Banks
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr
- 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
- I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working,… — Drew Barrymore
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. — Dave Barry
- I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your… — Drew Barrymore
- There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire
- I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our… — Lake Bell