Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning
You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe — Bernard Manning
The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our… — Jay Leno
Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her. — Joan Rivers
There are lots of guys around the world that are lazy. They have big fat guts. They talk about chi power and things they can… — Bruce Lee
I was always handsome under all the fat. — Robert Iler
You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me. — Elton John
Just watch. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. When you try to take it too far, people turn the other way. I'm just telling you,… — Mark Cuban
Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too. — Robert Mitchum
To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT! — Casey Wilson
Europeans think Americans are fat, vulgar, greedy, stupid, ambitious and ignorant and so on. And they've taken as their own, as their representative American, someone… — Christopher Hitchens
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re… — Chris Rock
As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. — Amy Poehler
I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous. — Robert Pattinson
Thank God for Carrie Wiatt (creator of Diet Designs)! She has raised my consciousness of healthy eating so much that it will be practiced by… — Sela Ward
I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat…I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and… — Elizabeth Hurley
Like most girls I'm always really self-conscious about do I look fat, if my legs are short, if I'm weird shaped, but when I go… — Janis Joplin
Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. — Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat… — Stevie Nicks
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have… — Aziz Ansari
Fat is where comedy is stored, — Craig Ferguson
Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins
I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. — Bob Hoskins
The great hope is that people who wouldn't normally make films will be making them. Suddenly, one day some little fat girl in Ohio is… — Francis Ford Coppola
Every day of my life, I feel fat. It's not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being's way of life. — Angie Everhart

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