Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say. — Brandon Prust
She's a fighter, and she does the long program well, so we'll see how it turns out. And in figure skating, it's never over until… — Frank Carroll
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination.… — P.G. Wodehouse
It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. — David Feherty
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way
Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have… — John Updike
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward… — Jimmy Demaret
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate. — Johnny Carson
The black man in North America was economically sick and that was evident in one simple fact: as a consumer, he got less than his… — Malcolm X
I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are… — Woody Guthrie
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat. — Charles Barkley
I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf… — Charles Barkley
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can… — Elayne Boosler
I tell you what really fries my ass. When somebody gets on me for the way I look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I may be overweight.… — Bobby Knight
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus,… — Marc Maron
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the… — Aziz Ansari
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so… — Dave Barry
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. — Hank Stram
As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf
As I watch government at all levels daily eat away at our freedom, I keep thinking how prosperity and government largesse have combined to make… — Lyn Nofziger
I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people… — Mark Twain
When your story is ready for rewrite, cut it to the bone. Get rid of every ounce of excess fat. This is going to hurt;… — Stephen King
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry

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