"Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount……" — Dave Barry
"Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.'"
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me…
— Albert Brooks
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There is the odd exception, like Albert Einstein, but as a breed, scientists tend not be very good at presenting…
— Bill Bryson
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A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through…
— Steve Carell
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[Albert] Schweitzer thus carved out his own path through the first half of this century, a lonely and learned giant…
— N. T. Wright
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The world has changed far more in the past 100 years than in any other century in history. The reason…
— Stephen Hawking
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e idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive. However, I am also not…
— Albert Einstein
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I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest…
— Bruce Forsyth
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No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert.
— Benjamin Disraeli
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When asked what single event was most helpful in developing the Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein replied, "Figuring out how…
— W. Edwards Deming
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In "The Myth of Sisyphus", his most important non-fiction work, Albert Camus suggested that if we believed what most people…
— Unknown Author
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As I look back over the truly crucial events in my life I realize that they were not planned long…
— Albert Einstein
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I believe in you and me. I'm like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have…
— Frank Sinatra
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