"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if……" — Dave Barry
"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Cigarette Quotes
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The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care…
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Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette.
— Bill Blass
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
— Tommy Chong
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Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.
— Loni Anderson
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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
— Loni Anderson
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Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.
— Loni Anderson
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It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was…
— Loni Anderson
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I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so…
— Honus Wagner
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The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers…
— Richard Doll
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