Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks. — Nikhil Saluja
The Awkward Moment When You're In A Lift With Someone Fat And They Catch You Staring At The Weight Limit Sign... — JuLian AndRew
Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach him to fish he eats for a life time. Take him to the store… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Me and food have a love, hate relationship, I love to eat, but hate to get fat. — Rashida Rowe
Don't worry if you're good looking or not, don't complain if you're fat or skinny, don't just focus on your physical appearance, because anyway, if… — Bernajoy Vaal
Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size smaller'. — Adhir Amadavadi
Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady
Me: why am I so fat? Me: *eats a snack* *eats dinner* *eats everything in fridge* *eats car* *eats family* *eats the universe* Me: why.. — Jugi Steady

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