"If a man watches three football games in……" — Erma Bombeck

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• Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only… — Dave Barry
• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not… — Erma Bombeck
• Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. — Bear Bryant
• When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important,… — Dick Butkus
• All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football. — Albert Camus
• American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. — Unknown Author
• To play this game (football) you must have fire in you, and there is nothing that strokes fire like hate. — Vince Lombardi
• I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them. It's like having a mental workshop. — Jack Youngblood
• I'll tell you, there were only a few games in my career where I was totally oblivious to everything around… — Lawrence Taylor
• The best part of it for me is the idea that this group of young men, who came together and… — Tom Coughlin
• I never really lost a game in my career, sometimes I just ran out of time. — Bobby Layne
• Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This… — Bill Parcells

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