Legally Dead Quotes
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. — Erma Bombeck
- Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated. — Erma Bombeck
- It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead. — Jay Leno