Declared Legally Quotes
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. — Erma Bombeck
- Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated. — Erma Bombeck
- Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain… — Woody Allen