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Football Quotes by Ian Holloway
- To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've…
- My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football…
- I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too.…
- It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage…
- Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by…
- You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight…
- I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid…
- In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis…
- It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he…
- I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
- I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored…
- The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.
- I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half…
- You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog…
- There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
- This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.
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- The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. — Dave Barry
- I played football when I was little. I didn't want to be an actress at all, I wanted to be a majorette… — Emmanuelle Beart
- My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7. — David Beckham
- Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this… — David Beckham
- My private life is perfect. If your private life and your life outside football is good, then it is good on the… — David Beckham
- There's room for boys' and girls' football in the world-that's what I believe. — David Beckham
- With United, we'd all grown up together, we all wanted to win the biggest trophy in football. We did it togther. — David Beckham
- I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. — Victoria Beckham