All Ian Holloway Quotes
- To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've… Been
- My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football… Better
- I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! Badger
- I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too.… Another Game
- Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank. Apparently
- Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark. Bark
- If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them… Advocate
- Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does,… Aint
- Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish Aiming
- Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon. Aim
- If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb Barrel
- He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird. Beckham
- It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage… All
- Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by… Care
- You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight… All
- I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid… Afraid
- In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis… All
- It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he… Awake
- I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark. Better
- I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored… Arsenal