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League Quotes by Ian Holloway
- Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
- It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage…
- Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by…
- You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight…
- I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid…
- In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis…
- It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he…
- I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
- I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored…
- The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.
- I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half…
- You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog…
- There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
- This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.
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- Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. — Erma Bombeck
- Let peace, descending from her native heaven, bid her olives spring amidst the joyful nations; and plenty, in league with commerce, scatter… — Daniel Boone
- I've always been privileged to play for Coach Belichick, who I've always said is the best coach in the history of the… — Tom Brady
- And the annual meetings of the League's Assembly are in effect official peace congresses binding on the participating states to an extent… — Hjalmar Branting
- When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a… — Dick Butkus
- One day, one of my dreams is to someday get to do Nemo in '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.' — Nicolas Cage
- These ivy league students are in the upper echelon of the college boards and had great opportunity in front of them regardless… — Michael N. Castle
- Although they can do it all the time, you know, they're far better than me, on a musically, on a theoretical music… — Eric Clapton
- If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? — George Carlin