"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little……" — Erma Bombeck
"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Decreed Quotes
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Genghis Khan decreed religious tolerance for all of his conquered peoples. So I think he definitely would approve of our…
— Amy Chua
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Prayer is not intended to change God's purpose, nor is it to move Him to form fresh purposes. God has…
— Arthur W. Pink
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It is eastwards, only and always eastwards, that the veins of our race must expand. It is the direction which…
— Adolf Hitler
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Unto each one hath been prescribed a preordained measure, as decreed in God's mighty and guarded Tablets. All that which…
— Bahá'u'lláh
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It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.
— Bertolt Brecht
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There is nothing which Nature so clearly reveals, and upon which science so strongly insists, as the universal reign of…
— Joseph LeConte
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I tell you again, God hath not ordinarily decreed the end without the means; and if you will neglect the…
— Richard Baxter
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What shall I say! And how shall I describe this Birth to you? For this wonder fills me with astonishment.…
— Saint John Chrysostom
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The laws by which the Divine Ruler of the universe has decreed an indissoluble connection between public happiness and private…
— Unknown Author
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Complete prohibition of all chemical mind changers can be decreed, but cannot be enforced, and tends to create more evils…
— Aldous Huxley
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I'm not religious in the normal sense. I believe the universe is governed by the laws of science. The laws…
— Stephen Hawking
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If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since…
— Augustus
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