Bark Quotes

244 quotes by 208 authors

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently… — Dave Barry
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree… — Casey Affleck
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain… — John Calvin
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a… — Tucker Carlson
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. — Woody Allen
My boat is on the shore, And my bark is on the sea. — Lord Byron
The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup. — Robert Frost
Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so. — Isaac Watts
To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?" — David Ogilvy
Why is geometry often described as 'cold' and 'dry?' One reason lies in its inability to describe the shape of a cloud, a mountain, a… — Benoit Mandelbrot
Dogs, also, bark at what they do not know. — Heraclitus
One only passes from the darkness of ignorance to the enlightenment of science if one re-reads with ever-increasing love the works of the ancients. Let… — Peter of Blois
Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or… — Samuel Johnson
As for your doctrines I am prepared to go to the Stake if requisite ... I trust you will not allow yourself to be in… — Thomas Huxley
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper
The course of my long life hath reached at last in fragile bark over a tempestuous sea the common harbor, where must rendered be account… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Wisdom can see the red, the rose, the stained and sculptured curve of grey, the charcoal scars of fire, and see around that living tower… — Judith Wright
The idea [of therapy] isn't to give people answers, or lead their bark of longing into a safe, dull, protected harbor, but to make people… — John O'Donohue
Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal… — Gerard De Nerval
The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid. — Norman Reedus

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