Bark Quotes

244 quotes by 196 authors

The sweet of bitter bark And burning clove. — Robert Frost
To Helen Helen, thy beauty is to me Like those Nicean barks of yore That gently, o'er a perfumed sea, The weary, way-worn wanderer bore… — Edgar Allan Poe
You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks...Better keep biscuits & Move on. — Dhirubhai Ambani
Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other… — Peg Kehret
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur. — Jack Handey
Clouds are not spheres, mountains are not cones, coastlines are not circles, and bark is not smooth, nor does lightning travel in a straight line. — Benoit Mandelbrot
If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark. — Byron Katie
If I tap that little bell, I can send you to a place where you will never hear the dogs bark. — Edwin M. Stanton
No white nor red was ever seen So am'rous as this lovely green. Fond lovers, cruel as their flame, Cut in these trees their mistress'… — Andrew Marvell
Gravity is only the bark of wisdom's tree, but it preserves it. — Confucius
A tree is a self: it is 'unseen shaping' more than it is leaves or bark, roots or cellulose or fruit ... What this means… — Brian Swimme
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound… — Jack Handey
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All… — Phyllis Diller
I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it… — Roy Blount, Jr.
We figure to ourselves The thing we like; and then we build it up, As chance will have it, on the rock or sand,- For… — Henry Taylor
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
It is better to live under a tree in a jungle inhabited by tigers and elephants, to maintain oneself in such a place with ripe… — Chanakya
What of miniature boats constructed of birch bark and fallen leaves, launched onto cold water clear as air? How many fleets were pushed out toward… — Paul Harding
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill
On pavements and the bark of trees I have found whole worlds. — Mark Tobey

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