"I think people tend to forget that trees……" — Jack Handey

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• Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise… — Dave Barry
• My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love… — Casey Affleck
• A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is… — John Calvin
• I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be… — Tucker Carlson
• As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to… — Woody Allen
• My boat is on the shore, And my bark is on the sea. — Lord Byron
• The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup. — Robert Frost
• Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so. — Isaac Watts
• To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?" — David Ogilvy
• Why is geometry often described as 'cold' and 'dry?' One reason lies in its inability to describe the shape of… — Benoit Mandelbrot
• Dogs, also, bark at what they do not know. — Heraclitus
• One only passes from the darkness of ignorance to the enlightenment of science if one re-reads with ever-increasing love the… — Unknown Author

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