"Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German……" — Phyllis Diller

"Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks."

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