German Shepherd Quotes

11 quotes by 11 authors

We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd. — Pope Benedict XVI
A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the… — Peter Guber
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; theyâ€™re both in my car and I want you to… — Bob Saget
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All… — Phyllis Diller
Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren
I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. — David Letterman
A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many miles. — George Foreman
All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more… — Cesar Millan
The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs.… — Kurt Vonnegut
Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I preferred cats, even… — James D. Watson
I am a down-home girl. I love home and a German shepherd and an old red pickup truck from the '50s. I would love an… — Bethany Joy Galeotti

Who Wrote These German Shepherd Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 11 German Shepherd Quotes as follows: