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- We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd. — Pope Benedict XVI
- A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good,… — Peter Guber
- I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I… — Bob Saget
- Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he… — Phyllis Diller
- Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren
- I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German… — David Letterman
- A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many… — George Foreman
- All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull… — Cesar Millan
- The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was… — Kurt Vonnegut
- Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I… — James D. Watson
- I am a down-home girl. I love home and a German shepherd and an old red pickup truck from the '50s. I… — Bethany Joy Galeotti