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- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It…
- Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
- Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
- Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
- In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was…
- Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
- Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
- A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.
- The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach