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Alan Coren has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate…
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Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten…
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid…
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are…
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
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All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.
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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much…
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We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd.
— Pope Benedict XVI
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A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good,…
— Peter Guber
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I…
— Bob Saget
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Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he…
— Phyllis Diller
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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
— Alan Coren
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I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German…
— David Letterman
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A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many…
— George Foreman
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All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull…
— Cesar Millan
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The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I…
— James D. Watson
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I am a down-home girl. I love home and a German shepherd and an old red pickup truck from the '50s. I…
— Bethany Joy Galeotti
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