"All I know of birds to this date……" — Alan Coren

"All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons."

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21 Quotes by Alan Coren

Alan Coren has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows,…
Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained…
Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come
To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists…
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents…
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our…
Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call…
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well,…
In the days when the keepers of the house shall tremble, and the strong men shall bow themselves, and the…

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Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally… — Hannah Arendt
No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our… — Hannah Arendt
The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all… — Hannah Arendt
The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes… — Hannah Arendt
Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of… — Hannah Arendt
We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and… — Hannah Arendt
I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is… — Pietro Aretino
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle

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