"So... the elephant says to the camel why……" — Ritu Ghatourey
"So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"
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People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away!…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
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I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
— Joan Rivers
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It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs
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I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said,…
— Joan Rivers
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I…
— Emma Bunton
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I enjoy being me; I always have done. I've seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want…
— Adele
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I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest…
— Tyra Banks
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You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.All of a sudden you get them, and it feels…
— Cindy Crawford
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I look like people that walk down the street. I don't have perfect boobs, I don't have zero cellulite -…
— Kate Winslet
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Who doesn’t? I cry and smile every day. I grew up scared, because I was so skinny and had no boobs.…
— Kaya Scodelario
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When I do scenes with Alec Baldwin, he just stares at my boobs. That's how good of an actor he…
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