"I said to my husband, 'my boobs have……" — Joan Rivers
"I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'"
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Blue Quotes
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one of 2,391 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and…
— Neil Armstrong
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I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a…
— Jensen Ackles
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I live for those who love me, for those who know me true, for the heaven so blue above me,…
— George Linnaeus Banks
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
— L. Frank Baum
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Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw…
— Lewis Black
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I had never done anything with blue screen before, or prosthetics, or anything like that. Lord of the Rings was…
— Cate Blanchett
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There are so many issues in our oceans - like the near extinction of blue fin tuna - that should…
— Heston Blumenthal
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I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl.
— Christina Aguilera
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Well, we know that people in Australia love the idea of both Impulse and Virgin Blue getting up and adding…
— Richard Branson
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When you love a man, he becomes more than a body. His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes, vanishes.…
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my…
— Carol Burnett
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A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes…
— William S. Burroughs
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