My Boobs Quotes

30 quotes by 26 authors

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs. — Joan Rivers
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.' — Joan Rivers
When I do scenes with Alec Baldwin, he just stares at my boobs. That's how good of an actor he is, he finds a way. — Jane Krakowski
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson
My boobs are fake, my hair's fake but what is real is my voice and my heart. — Dolly Parton
As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough. — Felicity Huffman
I spent the whole summer with my boobs out, breastfeeding. I loved it. It was heaven. — Victoria Beckham
This moment right here, me standing up here all brown with my boobs and my Thursday night of network television full of women of color,… — Shonda Rhimes
Iâ€™ve never felt like Iâ€™ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my mom would say… — Anna Kendrick
They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these… — Keira Knightley
I don't care what people say about my relationship; I don't care what they say about my boobs. People are buying my songs; I have… — Katy Perry
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look… — Jessica Simpson
Next thing you know she'll be on the bus and selling T-shirts in the parking lot, showing off her boobs to get in the stage… — Sarah Dessen
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a… — Charlaine Harris
Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head. He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?" Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he… — Katie MacAlister
I have boobs!" Chloe said again, a bit too loudlyâ€” she'd already had a couple of mini bottles at the Spot. "My boobs are great,… — Sarah Dessen
Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs. — Sarah Rees Brennan
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the focus away from my… — Coco Austin
I swear this animal loves my boobs o.o — Patience

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