Drunk Quotes
- I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks. — Nikhil Saluja
- Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim
- Life without discipline is like a car with a drunk driver. That is, without discipline, one goes through life erratically, bumping here and there and… — Melchor Lim
- I use to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. — Hmm
- Was drunk when I wrote that last tweet. — Nikhil Saluja