Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,, — Dudts
If guns kill people, than pencils spell words wrong, cars cause drunk drivers, and spoons make you fat — Elvis Weichel
There will be people who will line up to put Your in your place, while others will pole vault over each other to knock You… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
You can get drunk all you want but in the morning you're going to be sober with a headache with the same problems. — Airyell SPeaks
Two things that only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Ritu Ghatourey
I picked up a bottle half buried in the wet sand, covered with barnacles, but stoppled tight, and half full ofred ale, which still smacked… — Henry David Thoreau
I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have to… — Kevin McCarty
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth. A guy… — SUPERMAN
When Iam drunk, I say I love you, but thats because its hard for me to believe you are mine — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
Getting drunk is another way of saying you gave up on life — Courtney Hayward
This is how u look when ur drunk n working like a dog . — Satan
A drunk driver when he hits someone will not know until later that he has just caused the death of someone, and that he shall… — Collin Mitchell
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when… — Ritu Ghatourey
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj
If alcoholism is considered a disease. Then shouldn't you be able to call off work drunk — Myself
For Real Men, a drunk girl is a responsibility Not an opportunity. — Ritu Ghatourey
When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on a fair day. — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
Auto correct just cries in the corner when I'm drunk. — Conor Maynard
When your boyfriend cheats on you. you take someones hat. you make a duck face, and you get drunk. — Delaney Ridnour

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