Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 806 authors

Instead of killing yourself wait until a year from now where you say, Holy fuck, I can't believe I was going to kill myself before… — Unknown Author
I thought it was cool to get loaded, take drugs and get drunk, that was what I thought you did. — Jack Osbourne
Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace for Nate. Five… — Chace Crawford
I'd actually rather shoot a show a day, but it's a lot more economic to shoot two days a week. But we shoot Thursday and… — Carson Daly
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober when you're ready,… — Kitty Pryde
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got some cash. Then… — R. Kelly
It's the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got every man in here wishin. Sippin on coke and… — R. Kelly
I don't drink, and karaoke is something you should only do drunk. — Nikki Reed
Sex is like a old wine, Drunk that both partners feel themselves in paradise, But sex is harmful to the health of Teenagers — Mal_786
Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk sex feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you. — Rita Ora
I don't give a fuck when I'm in the club, sippin bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty. Gotta have it I'ma grab… — Lmfao
What I think makes it difficult to not be taken seriously is falling on your face drunk all the time or running around without your… — Sophia Bush
Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business,… — Sophia Bush
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold
Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ... — Mazher (@mazher50)
LIFE is BETTER when you are DRUNK — Unknown Author
I never been the kind to ever let my feeling show. I thought that by being strong meant never losing my self control. But I'm… — Keith Urban
How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer clothes, pretend like… — Brian Zilinek
Remember those butterflies? Remember that kiss?/ Remember when you turned from my girl to a bitch?/ No offense but I know you gon take it/… — Tactics
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan

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