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Drunk Quotes by Green Monk
- Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends.
- No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.
- A drunk person is just a fucking awesome version of a sober person.
- Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.
- My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school.
- I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never…
- Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
- Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk!
- I'm sorry I get drunk and say things that I really mean
More Drunk Quotes
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- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
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- I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
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