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- We all make mistakes. What makes me different is that I cry after every single one of them.
- If all else fails, get in bed at 8:00pm and watch a bunch of shit on tv.
- All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON.
- Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush.
- People make the world go around but at some point dont you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never…
- With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard!
- To those who know and love me I wish you well. All the rest may go to hell
- Thank you, but my Fingers deserve the award for being funny. They did all the copying and Pasting.
- I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle of life.
- You are the source of all that exists around you; you are the creator of your own world.
- You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth!
- He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma................
- Teenage love is all about making him your's, not her's. (;
- Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep with one
- A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card!
- Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past...
- I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza.
- Best thing about social networking is how it brings us all together so we can have lunch with our phone.
- When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
- If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money
- We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
- I Remember When You Would Say sorry, I'm in a relationship. People would say ohh, best of luck. Now all they say is aaaand?
- The biggest mistake to most people Listen to half of the conversation Understand the quarter Speak all the time..
- My granddaughter wanted a Cinderella theme party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house!
- All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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