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- When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them
- I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.
- No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story.
- Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face.
- Whenever someone asks me, How you doing? I say, Everything was fine till I had to stop and respond to your small talk.
- I get upset when someone accepts my invitation to connect on LinkedIn. How dare you took a long time to accept an invitation I didn't…
- You know you deserve someone better when the one youve always fought for is also the one youve always cried for.
- I am having issues, I just wanna smack someone. Any volunteers?
- Before asking someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even really care
- While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention.
- You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth!
- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
- The awesome moment when someone gets accused of something you did.
- That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times
- Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult!
- When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?'
- I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better.
- When your exes see youu happy,moving on with someone else... THAT'S when they want to wiggle their way back into your life.
- That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.
- I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter!
- When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow
- Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I haven't decided yet.
- Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend?
- Let's do lunch. - Someone with a food fetish.
- If it wasn't for my excitement to hate someone new I wouldn't leave my bed in the morning.
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