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- They should really replace, I now pronounce you man and wife with FINISH HIM!! (mortal combat music blasting)
- For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't know she's my…
- Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.
- Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a…
- The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World
- A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt
- Behind every great man is a great woman telling him he's not as great as he thinks he is....
- Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him. Behind every great man is a puzzled woman.
- A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down.
- Three Things I've Learned: Never trust a skinny chef, A fat personal trainer or Man in a wheelchair wearing dirty shoes.
- Man was sent on earth to struggle... AND Woman was sent on earth to make sure it happens...
- It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins
- Every 6 seconds somewhere a woman is sexually unfulfilled. Every 5 seconds somewhere a man knows it too.
- The shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door.
- Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills .
- A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one
- A real man knows how to comfort his woman in good or bad situations. He's one of the reasons why she's always smiling.
- A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE!
- Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife if some other man describes her to you...
- A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men.
- As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.
- Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway!
- A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me?
More Man Quotes
- Wherever the relevance of speech is at stake, matters become political by definition, for speech is what makes man a political being. — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- Let each man exercise the art he knows. — Aristophanes
- A man's homeland is wherever he prospers. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. — Aristotle
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Man is by nature a political animal. — Aristotle
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- Therefore, the good of man must be the end of the science of politics. — Aristotle